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<img src="images/start-screen-logo.svg" alt="XXXMas" class="start-screen-logo"> <<if $fullGame is true>>[[Start new game|Demo message]]<<else>><p><a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod-xxxmas" class="disabled-button start-menu">Get the full game</a></p><</if>> <<if $fullGame is false>>[[Play demo|Demo message]]<</if>>

<<nobr>><<set _now to new Date()>><</nobr>> <b>Re: Xmas selfie competition <<= _now.getFullYear()>></b> Hi there! I'm Robin, I'm your manager here at SelfieBook! We're running a competition for the best Christmas selfie, & we need your help to moderate the entries, that ok? [[Yep!]] [[Do what?]]

By H.H Richards <p class="version">v1.0.8 <<if $fullGame is false>>(Demo)<</if>></p>

<a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://www.patreon.com/lewdmod?utm_source=lmxgame&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=gamemenu">Support this game on Patreon</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://us17.list-manage.com/survey?u=33af63a112c6b191c909b5dd5&id=5959673e49">Give feedback</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/?utm_source=lmxgame&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=gamemenu">More games like this</a> <<if $fullGame is false>><a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod-xxxmas?utm_source=lmxgame&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=gamemenu">Get the full game</a><</if>>

<<if $fullGame is true>> I hope you enjoy this game! It would help me greatly to give feedback at the end, & to support the game on Patreon! You can subscribe to get an email when I create other games like this. H.H Richards ;-) <a href="http://eepurl.com/hbPvrb">Subscribe</a> [[Play game|Start new game]] <<else>> <i class="warning">This is a short demo, the images are censored.</i> The full game is much longer, & allows you to form a relationship with characters in this game. It has a lot more flirting, & none of the images are censored. You can buy the full game on Itch.io for $1.80 H.H Richards ;-) <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod-xxxmas">Get the full game</a> [[Play demo|Start new game]] <</if>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top"> <img src="images/robin.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Robin C.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<set $fullGame to false>> <</nobr>> <<include "Email top bar">>

<<if $fullGame is true>> <<goto "Xmassy intro">> <<else>> This is the end of the demo :-( In the full game you can see a lot more images (uncensored). You chat/flirt a lot more with Robin, & she sends you more photos You can buy the full game on Itch.io for $1. <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod-xxxmas?utm_source=lmxgame&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=demoend">Get the full game</a> <a href="https://us17.list-manage.com/survey?u=33af63a112c6b191c909b5dd5&id=5959673e49">Feedback survey</a> <</if>>

The game will continue from where you left it. [[Continue|A problem]]

Ok great! So <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> are really fussy about the photos that we accept, so you'll have to careful, ok? [[Ok!|Get started intro]] [[Who are you again?]]

So we're going to show you lots of photos. Selfies that people have sent in for this competition... And we need you to accept the good ones, & decline the bad ones. Make sense? [[Yep!]] [[Let's get started, I'll figure it out|Yep!]]

So I'm Robin! :-D I'll be your manager. Which means I get to boss you around, tell you what to do etc! Like... GET ME A COFFEE RIGHT NOW! Haha just kidding, I know you're working from home :-) I'm in the office. I have to make my own coffee :-/ [[Ok let's get started!|Get started intro]]

So if you see a picture like this: <img src="images/office-selfie.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok|Example image no]] [[You have a lovely smile!]]

...and if you see a photo that isn't a selfie, like this: <img src="images/office-tree.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok|Ok let's get to work!]] [[Is that your tree?]]

Oh... err.... Thanks! I wasn't expecting you to say that! Let me finish explaining! [[Ok|Example image no]] [[Sorry!|Example image no]]

No that's the tree in the office here. It's my job to put it up & decorate it tho! I need to get around to finishing the decorations tbh, something always comes up & I get distracted! [[Ok let's get to work!]] [[It looks nice!]]

Ok here's some selfies! [[Ok let's go!|1-1]]

Just wait until it's finished! :-D I love decorating trees. I can't believe that it's my job this year, & I'm getting paid to decorate it. When I get around to it! Haha [[Ok let's get to work!]]

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<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember only selfies, no pets or anything that isn't a person's face. Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|1-1]] <<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right! Here's some more for you to look through... Remember only accept photos of a person's face :-) [[Ok I'm ready|2-1]] <<endif>>

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<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember only selfies, no pets or anything that isn't a person's face. Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|2-1]] <<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right! Now I need to tell you more rules about what sort of photos to decline [[Ok|Body part rules]] <<endif>>

People send us photos of all parts of their body, but we can only accept photos that include a face. (anything including <b>lips</b> or <b>eyebrows</b>) That ok? [[I need an example]] [[Yep, got it!|Check example?]]

Ok! Hmm... Right let me take a photo for you as an example. Give me a few seconds! [[Ok|Photo of not face]] [[Don't trouble yourself!]]

Ok great! Here's some more selfies to look through! [[Ok let's go!|3-1]] [[What are you drinking btw?]]

So if you see a photo like this: <img src="images/mug-not-selfie.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok|Photo of face w mug]]

Nah it's fine! Haha! [[Ok|Photo of not face]]

...and if you see a photo like this: <img src="images/mug-selfie.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> Got that? [[Yep, got it!]]

<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember to only to accept the photo if it contains a face (<b>lips</b> or <b>eyebrows</b>). Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|3a-1]] <<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right! You might notice that some people like to send us photos that are a little bit... lewd. Sometimes REALLY lewd actually! Is that a problem for you? [[No|Can handle lewd]] [[Yes|Cant handle lewd]] <<endif>>

Ok great! Because that's part of the job you've signed up for! People have been taking nude selfies since cameras were invented - probably! Ha! And it's our job to filter them out. [[Ok|Protagonist enjoys]]

Sorry to hear that! But unfortunately that's part of the job you've signed up for! People have been taking nude selfies since cameras were invented - probably! Ha! And it's our job to filter them out. That ok? [[Ok|Protagonist enjoys]]

I quite enjoy it actually. People can get quite creative when photographing their rude bits, haha! Anyway, here's some more photos for you to work through [[Ok let's go!|4-1]] [[I need an example|Need nipple example]]

<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember to only to accept the photo if it contains a face, & decline it if it contains nudity. Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|4-1]] <<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right! Ok those were all quite tame actually! You'll notice tho that a lot of ladies like to take photos of their butt. We have special rules about this, because it can get a bit complicated... [[Go on...|Butt info]] <<endif>>

So I've been speaking to <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> & they want to ban all bare butts. (The bosses here are quite prudish tbh, if you've not noticed already!) They definitely want to ban all nudity, but as long as the person in the photo is wearing underwear, that's ok! [[I need an example|Example underwear 1]] [[Ok let's get to work|Example reminder]]

Ok, are you sure you don't need an example? [[Yes please|Example underwear 2]] [[No I'm fine|5-1]]

Ahh Right. Yes. Of course. No prob! Hmm. Ok, give me a minute tho! [[Ok|Example underwear tease]]

Ok I've got an example for you! Want to see it? [[Yes!|Example pants photo]]

You need me to give you an example of what underwear looks like? [[You said it was complicated!|Example underwear 2]] [[Yes please|Example underwear 2]] [[No it's ok|Example reminder]]

Ok so if you see a photo like this... <img src="images/example-pants.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|Example pants almost down photo]]

And a photo like this is still okay... <img src="images/example-pants-almost-down.svg" class="info-image"> As long as you can still see a face! [[Okay|Example pants down]]

Haha, yes it is! I didn't have any other examples! So I took this for you right now I had to put my phone camera on a timer. I hope you appreciate the effort! Haha :-D [[I love it!]] [[Take some more!]] [[Ok back to work|Ok back to work 5]]

But if you see a photo showing a bare butt, like this: <img src="images/example-pants-down.svg" class="info-image"> Press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok let's get to work!|Ok back to work 5]] [[Is that a photo of you?!]]

Thanks! Maybe I'll take some more for you! ...if you ask me nicely ;-) [[Ok back to work|Ok back to work 5]]

Oh, you liked that? Maybe I'll take some more for you later! ...if you ask me nicely ;-) [[Ok back to work|Ok back to work 5]]

Ok, crack on! "crack" on, get it?! [[Haha|Crack joke funny]] [[What?|Crack joke explain]]

I'm so glad you laughed at my lame joke, haha! [[Back to work!|5-1]]

Because I just showed you a photo of my ass-crack! And... I said "crack" on. Like "get to to work" Nevermind!!!!! [[Err... ok|5-1]] [[Oh! Haha|Crack joke funny]]

<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember to only to accept the photo if it contains a face, but no nudity Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|5a-1]] <<else>>Thanks! You got all those right! Ok so you know I said it was complicated? I've got some more rules for you, to hopefully clarify things about "bare" butts! I know, exciting stuff right? :-D [[Go on...]] [[I'm enjoying it actually!]] <<endif>>

So, watch out for some photos of girls wearing a thong. I checked this with <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> & as long as a girl's wearing a thong in the photo, it's NOT classed as nudity. Even if you can see pretty much her whole butt! I know... I know... It's silly that we're even having this conversation, but, these are the rules! [[Ok|6-1]] [[I need an example|Ask example thong]]

Oh good! Me too! Anyway, here's some new information... [[Ok|Go on...]]

Unfortunately I can't give you an example ...because I'm not wearing a thong! [[Show me your butt again!]] [[Ok back to work|6-1]]

Haha! You really want me to take another photo of my butt? [[Yes!|Ask for butt]] [[And more!|Ask for butt]] [[Nah|Don't ask for photo of butt]]

Oh really?! :-D Well you'll have to wait! Let's do some work first! [[Ok back to work|6-1]]

Oh What's wrong with my butt?! [[Nothing|Butt joke]] [[It's very nice!|Butt joke]]

Omg I'm joking I'm joking! :-D Let's get back to work shall we? :-) [[Ok back to work|6-1]]

<<if $result < 9>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember to only to accept the photo if it contains a face, but no nudity. Naked butts are classed as nudity if there's no panties or thong. Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|6-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'm feeling generous right now :-)<<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right!<<endif>> Soon I'm going to tell you more rules about nudity. <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> have such a weird thing about nudity, it's so bizarre! But anyway, I've got something else to show you first! [[Ok|Getting warm]] <<endif>>

It's a hot cinnamon tea I love it at this time of year, it smells like christmas! :-D [[Let's get to work!|3-1]]

So anyway... Another rule you need to know is that the people in the selfies you accept must be wearing... a Christmas outfit! [[What does that mean?]] [[Ok sure!|What does that mean?]]

So a Christmas outfit is like a santa costume, an elf outfit, a santa hat, that sort of thing. So don't accept a bikini beach photo, or whatever! [[I need an example!|Xmassy example tease]] [[Ok, got it|Xmassy example confirm]] [[What if it's a christmas bikini?]]

Ok, sure, so... Give me a second! [[Ok|Xmas example]]

Do you need me to show you an example? Because this is an important rule from <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> ...I don't want them to fire you for getting this wrong! [[Ok|Xmassy example tease]] [[Nah I'm fine|Back to work 7]]

Ok sure, back to work then! [[Ok let's go!|7-1]]

Haha! Well I suppose that's a good point! It's not always cold & snowy at Christmas-time, is it? Especially not in hot countries! I think I need to show you what I mean... [[Yes, show me an example|Xmassy example tease]] [[Nah I get it|Back to work 7]]

Ok so if you see a Santa hat like this... <img src="images/selfie-hat.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> But only if there's no nudity! [[Ok got it!|Back to work 7]] [[What about a nude with a santa hat?]]

<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember to only to accept the photo if it contains a face, but no bare butts Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|5-1]] <<else>>Thanks! You got all those right! It's getting a bit eerie in the office this evening! Everyone has left. It's just me here! [[Are you lonely?]] [[Is it spooky being alone?|Are you lonely?]] <<endif>>

Haha, a bit yeah! I often stay late though, so I'm used to it. The biggest difference is that it gets really cold when everyone leaves! [[Can you turn the heating up?]] [[Can you put more clothes on?]]

Hey I don't want an increased carbon footprint on my conscience! :-/ It is quite cold tho! [[Turn the heating up!]] [[Yeah you're right|Don't turn heating up]]

Hey I'm already wearing 2 layers! That's why I've got this big thick sweater on anyway! <img src="images/sweater-selfie.svg"> [[Can you turn the heating up?]]

Ok then :-) How hot should I make it? [[Normal room temperature]] [[Super hot!]]

I might turn it up just a little bit though. My fingers are turning blue! Haha [[Ok|Turn the heating up!]] [[Put your coat on]]

Oh then definitely press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> are very clear that they can't accept any kind of nudity! :-/ [[I need an example!|Need example santa hat nude]] [[Ok|7-1]]

Omg you really need me to give you an example of nudity AND wearing a Santa hat? [[Yes|Nude santa hat ask]] [[No|Back to work 7]]

Well I would.... But it's still too cold in the office right now! So you'll just have to figure it out! [[Ok|7-1]]

Ok, but if it gets too warm in here I'll have to strip down to my underwear! [[Good!]] [[I don't mind|Good!]] [[Put your coat on instead?|Put your coat on]]

No way! That's so hot I'll have to strip down to my underwear! [[Good!]] [[I don't mind|Good!]] [[Put your coat on instead?|Put your coat on]]

Haha yep, I shall! I like that you're thinking about the planet I find that quite sexy actually :-) Anyway, back to work! [[Ok let's go!|5a-1]] [[Do we have to?]]

Haha, okay I suppose there's no hurry right now. Except that we have to moderate all these photos before Christmas! So, no pressure! [[Are you warm yet?]]

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Haha, that sounds good does it?! [[What's under your sweater?]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 5a]]

Not yet. But if I get too warm, I'll have to strip down to my underwear! [[I don't mind|Good!]]

Maybe you'll find out later :-) [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 5a]] [[I want to know right now!]]

Yep, we should! I'm enjoying our little chats tho! [[Me too!|5a-1]] [[Ok back to work|5a-1]]

Well, you'll not see anything if you're pushy tbh!! [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 5a]]

<<if $result < 9>>Oh crumbs! You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept the selfie if there's a santa hat! But don't accept any nudity, like nipples! Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|7-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'm feeling generous right now :-)<<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right!<<endif>> Ok so I've got some clarification about christmas outfits Ready? [[Ok?]] <<endif>>

Do you need an example? Because I can take some photos for you ;-) [[Yes please]] [[Nah|7 example double check]]

Ok good! Because this gives me an excuse to take something off to show you Hold on a minute! [[Ok|sweater off tease]]

Okay if the girl in the selfie isn't wearing a Santa hat... She must be wearing some sort of Christmas outfit, or you have to decline the photo. Got that? [[What sort of outfit?]] [[Ok sure|7 example check]]

Ok, I'm glad you asked! Because this gives me an excuse to take something off to show you Hold on a minute! [[Ok|sweater off tease]]

Ok so if you see someone wearing normal clothes like this: <img src="images/sweater-off1.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok|Taking off sweater]]

Oh btw, it's starting to get lovely & warm in here now :-) It's so warm, I might have to take something off soon tho! [[Ok!|End of demo]]

I was going to take my sweater off. Want to see what's underneath? [[Yes!|Yes please]] [[Nah|8-1]]

Oh ok! Yes, I suppose that would be helpful wouldn't it? You really need me to give you an example of a lewd selfie though? :-/ [[Yes!|Sweater up tease]] [[Nah|Back to work confirm 4]]

Ok hold on a second... [[Ok|Sweater normal]]

Are you sure? I can take a photo for you right now if you want to see? ;-) [[Sure!|Sweater up tease]] [[Nah|4-1]]

So if you see a photo like this... <img src="images/sweater-normal.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|Sweater up]]

And if you see a photo like this... <<if $fullGame is true>><img src="images/sweater-up.svg"><<else>><img src="images/sweater-up-c.svg"><</if>> Press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Ok got it!|4-1]] [[Did you take that photo in the office?!]]

Yes! Most people have gone home actually! Just 1 person in the corner & he didn't notice. [[Do you normally flash in the office?]] [[What if he did?|What if someone saw?]]

Haha no, of course not! I just... Wanted to show you ;-) Anyway, let's get back to work! [[OK let's go!|4-1]] [[What if someone saw?|What if someone saw?]]

Then... Dunno Maybe I'd be called into a diciplinary meeting with <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b>. They're quite strict about nudity. So, yeah. Maybe that was a bad idea. Make sure you delete that photo, or we might both get fired!! [[Ok|Back to work 4]]

Good! Back to work! [[Ok let's go|4-1]]

It's getting warm in here, so I need to take this sweater off! <img src="images/sweater-off2.svg"> Want to see what's underneath? [[Yes!|Taking off sweater 2]] [[Nah|Not bothered about sweater]]

Ok, fine. But I need to give you an example! [[Oh okay|Show xmas top]]

So if you see someone wearing a Santa outfit like this... <img src="images/sweater-off5.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[You look great!]] [[Why are you wearing that?]]

Hold on a sec... <img src="images/sweater-off3.svg"> [[Okay!|Sweater is off]]

I'm going to a party tonight, & needed to wear a Christmas outfit that was easy to get changed into! Well... As long as we can get all these selfies finished! Let's get back to work! [[Ok let's go|8-1]]

<<if $result < 9>>Oh crumbs! You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples! Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|8-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Here's some more! Remember to look out for Santa hats & nudity! [[Ok!|9-1]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|9-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> [[Continue|Xmas shopping]] <<endif>>

Have you done all your Christmas gift shopping yet? :-) [[Yes|Done shopping]] [[No|Not done shopping]]

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<<if $result < 10>>Oh crumbs! You didn't quite get that right :-/ Remember only selfies. Selfies must include a person's face (<b>lips</b> or <b>eyebrows</b>). Can you try those again plz? [[Try again|3-1]] <<else>>Thanks! Looks like you got all those right! [[Continue|Stay late intro]] <<endif>>

Argh, <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> have just emailed me with loads more selfies to look through. Looks like I might have to stay late at the office :-( Is it ok if you stay & help me? [[Sure|Yes stay]] [[Not really|No can't help]]

Aww, thanks so much! You're such a hard worker! I'm so glad you're on my team! [[:-)|Make it fun]]

Well... I'm really sorry ...but you'll have to! I can say that because I'm your boss! ;-) [[Ok|Make it fun]] [[Ok :-(|Make it fun]]

Even though we're working, I'll try & make it fun! Sometimes it's nice when everyone leaves & the office is quiet. Anyway, back to work! [[Ok!|3a-1]]

We can only accept selfies, so pictures of a face. Let me show you a quick example. Hang on a sec... [[Ok|Ok let's get started!]]

Ok great! Here's some more selfies to look through! [[Ok let's go!|3-1]] [[What are the rules again?|Body part rules]]

Here's the Santa outfit I'm wearing underneath! <img src="images/sweater-off4.svg"> [[Why are you wearing that?]] [[That's not a santa outfit!]]

Thanks! I'm going to a party tonight, & needed to wear a Christmas outfit that was easy to get changed into! Well... As long as we can get all these selfies finished! Let's get back to work! [[Ok let's go|8-1]]

What do you mean? Why not? [[Santa is fat]] [[Santa has a beard]] [[Santa wears red]]

Haha! Sorry to disappoint you! Maybe I'll be as fat as Santa AFTER Chistmas, with all I'm planning on eating :-D [[Okay|Show example after strip]]

Haha! Well I'm sorry to disappoint you. But I shaved it off this morning! Just joking! :-D [[Okay|Show example after strip]]

Not always!! Sometimes Santa can wear green. You're only thinking he wears red Coca-Cola adverts years ago drew him wearing red, & it caught on! [[Okay|Show example after strip]]

So if you see someone wearing a Santa outfit like this... <img src="images/sweater-off5.svg"> Press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[You look great!]] [[Why are you wearing that?]]

Oh great! Well done! I've mostly got everything, except for a secret santa we're doing in the office. [[Who do you have?]] [[What's secret santa?]]

Oh, you're leaving it a little late! ;-) I've mostly got everything, except for a secret santa we're doing in the office. [[Who do you have?]] [[What's secret santa?]]

I have to get a gift for our IT Manager, Xander. [[Who is Xander?]] [[What have you got him?]]

Oh you, know, where you get a gift for some random person in the office. And someone else gets something for you. But it's super secret so you don't know who got you it. It's fun! [[Who do you have?]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 10]]

Ok sure! Remember to look out for selfies that don't have Christmas outfits! [[Continue|10-1]]

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|10-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Ok, here's some more! [[Ok!|11-1]] <<endif>>

I think his family is Polish so he's got a really cool accent ;-) When I first started here, he was really kind to me... & we almost had a thing... [[What sort of thing?]] [[Kind how?]]

Nothing yet! I don't even know what sort of stuff he likes! [[What do you know about him?|Who is Xander?]] [[Who is he?|Who is Xander?]]

Oh, you know... He asked me out. [[Did you go out with him?]] [[Did you have sex?]]

No!!! Omg! Although I wouldn't have minded. We went out for dinner, & things were going really well. But things just got a bit awkward, that's all. [[Why?|Why awkward]]

So he was really helpful. He took care of me. Really sweet. A proper gentleman! He's extremely good-looking too ;-) [[Did you go out with him?]] [[Did you have sex?]]

Yeah. We went out for dinner, & things were going really well. But after, things just got a bit awkward, that's all. [[Why?|Why awkward]]

Dunno, he seemed a bit shy. I waited for him to make a move, but he didn't. [[You shouldn't have waited so long!|Why didn't you make a move?]] [[Why didn't you make a move?]]

I know, I know! I just wasn't sure if he liked me, that's all. [[He probably did!]] [[Yeah, you're right|He didn't like you]]

You reckon? [[Yes! You're fantastic]] [[Yes! You're beautiful]] [[Nah|He didn't like you]]

Yeah :-( He might have thought I was boring Or ugly. [[You're beautiful!|Yes! You're beautiful]] [[You're fantastic!|Yes! You're fantastic]] [[Probably both]]

Aww, thanks! You're so sweet! I'm glad you think so! Maybe he just didn't fancy me then. Did you like my photos earlier? [[Yes - A lot!|So sexy!]] [[So sexy!]] [[They were ok]]

Aww, you're so sweet! :-D I'm glad you think so! Did you like my photos earlier? [[Yes - A lot!|So sexy!]] [[So sexy!]] [[They were ok]]

:-( You're making me feel miserable now! Let's get back to work! [[Ok|10-1]] [[I was just joking!]]

Oh really? So I'm not boring & ugly? [[You're beautiful!|Yes! You're beautiful]] [[You're fantastic!|Yes! You're fantastic]]

Glad you think so! You're putting a big smile on my face! Maybe I should take some more later? [[Yes|More photos later]] [[Let's get back to work|10-1]]

Sure. I'll not quit my job to become a catwalk model just yet :-D Ok let's get back to work! [[Okay|10-1]]

;-) Ok! Let's get back to work now! [[Ok|10-1]]

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|11-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Btw there's more to this Santa costume I'm wearing. Want to see? [[Yes!|Photo tease]] [[No|Reject santa costume]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|12-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> We've got a lot of work to do tonight Here's some more! [[Ok!|13-1]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|13-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> I'm hoping we can get all of our work done so that I can still go to that party. [[What sort of party will it be?]] [[What will you be doing at the party?]] <<endif>>

Ok, give me a minute to put it on! :-) [[Ok|Santa costume tease 2]]

Oh ok, sure We've got loads of work to do anyway. [[Back to work!|12-1]] [[No, let me see!|Photo tease]]

Ok ready? [[Yes!|Santa robe photo]] [[What is it?|Santa robe photo]]

<img src="images/cloak.svg"> It's like a robe, plus a skirt :-) [[It looks great!]] [[Take it off!]] [[What's under the skirt?]]

Thanks! I feel cute :-) I might takes some more photos later But anyway, back to work for now! [[Ok back to work!|12-1]]

Haha! No I like it! I feel cute :-) [[You look cute!]] [[It's boring]]

Oh, err... Well I'll let you find that out later! We have work to do now! [[Ok!|12-1]]

Thanks! I might takes some more photos later But anyway, back to work for now! [[Ok back to work!|12-1]]

Oh ok. It was the best costume I could find at short notice!!! Anyway, we've got work to do! [[Ok back to work!|12-1]]

A Christmas party, durrr! Haha! [[Is it a house party?]] [[Will it be at a bar?|Is it a house party?]]

Hopefully drinking, & dancing! I definitely need a drink after this busy day! Haha [[What sort of party will it be?]] [[Can I come?]]

Oh, I see what you mean, haha! It'll actually be at a bar. My friend has booked the back room. Not sure how many people will be there, but I assume lots! [[Can I come?]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 14]]

Of course you could! If you weren't like, hundreds of miles away, haha! But that would have been nice! It'd be nice to meet you in person :-) [[It would!]] [[I think we'd get on great!|It would!]]

Yep! Plenty to do! [[Ok!|14-1]]

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Definitely! [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 14]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|14-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Here's some more... [[Ok!|15-1]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|15-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Any chance you can take over some of my work so that I can finish getting ready for this party? [[What do you want me to do?]] [[No problem]] <<endif>>

Oh, same as you have been doing! Haha [[No problem]] [[What else do you need to do?]]

Thanks! [[What else do you need to do?]] [[Let's get back to work!|16-1]]

I need to do my make-up, change my underwear... And, um... Something else. [[You need to change underwear?]] [[What's the 'something else'?]]

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Yeah, well I don't want to go off to a party with underwear I've been sitting in all day. [[Yeah|Back to work 16]] [[Is it stinky?]] [[Hoping to get lucky?!]]

Oh.... erm. I... Don't worry about that actually. Forget about it! [[Ok|16-1]] [[I want to know now!]]

Ok back to work! [[Ok!|16-1]] [[What's the other thing you needed to do?|What's the 'something else'?]]

No!!! ... Well, maybe a little. Plus this bra is rubbing me a bit, it's new. [[Take it off ;-)]] [[Shall we get back to work?|Back to work 16]]

Not sure what you mean! :-D But if anyone *were* to see my underwear... I'd prefer it be nice & clean! Haha [[Yeah|Back to work 16]] [[Is it stinky?]]

Ok, well, I might tell you later, ok? [[Ok|16-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|16-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Here's some more. Thanks for working so hard on this! [[No problem!|17-1]] <<endif>>

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|17-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> I need your advice now... [[Oh?|Shoe advice]] <<endif>>

I'm not sure which shoes to wear tonight. Can you tell me which is best? [[Of course!]] [[I'm not good at this]]

Ok thanks, let me take a pic! [[Ok|Xmas boots 1]]

But I want your opinion! [[Ok|Of course!]] [[Sorry, no way!]]

Should I wear these boots with the Christmas outfit? <img src="images/boots.svg"> [[Definitely not!]] [[Show me the others]] [[Have you got your feet up on the desk?]]

Yeah, I think my other shoes will look better. Ok hold on while I take a photo of those... [[Ok|Shoes photo]]

I'm just not sure if my other shoes will look better. Ok hold on while I take a photo... [[Ok|Shoes photo]]

So these are the boots that I was going to wear with the Christmas outfit: <img src="images/shoes.svg"> [[I prefer these]] [[I prefer the boots]]

Ah ok! They probably are a bit sexier! Great! Thanks so much for your help! Let's get back to work! [[Ok!|18-1]]

Ah ok! They probably do match the outfit a bit better! Great! Thanks so much for your help! Let's get back to work! [[Ok!|18-1]]

Oh ok :-( Back t owork then [[18-1]]

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Haha, yes! Nobody will notice! There's nobody else here! [[Haha, ok]]

Ok hold on while I take a photo of the shoes... [[Ok|Shoes photo]]

Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you? :-D Do some work, & I might do that later ;-) [[Ok!|16-1]] [[What's the other thing you needed to do?|What's the 'something else'?]]

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|18-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Ok the thing I didn't tell you before... [[Yes?|Shave]] <<endif>>

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...is that I need to shave my legs Which is very difficult to do in the office! [[Where will you do it?]] [[Can't you do it at home?]]

I'll need to do it in the office bathroom! [[Do you even have a razor?]]

I don't have enough time to go home before going to this party! [[Do you even have a razor?]]

Yeah, I keep a spare toiletry kit in my car for emergencies like this! :-D [[Good luck!]] [[You're very prepared!]] [[What kind of car do you have?]]

Thanks, I'll try not to make a mess! I'm glad there's nobody else in the office. It would be embarassing if someone came into the bathroom ...and I've got my leg up on the sink :-D [[Haha!|Back to work 19]] [[Take a photo!|Razor photo ask]] [[Is this in case you get lucky?]]

It's a Nissan Leaf! I love it! [[Electric?]] [[Good luck shaving!|Good luck!]]

Ok, get back to work! While I try not to cut myself, or make a mess! :-D [[Ok|19-1]]

You want me to take a photo of me shaving my legs?!! [[Yes|Photo ask yes]] [[No|Back to work 19]]

I'm not sure I could take a photo that accurately shows how awkward it is to shave my legs in the office bathroom sink! :-D [[Ok|Back to work 19]] [[Is that all you're shaving?]]

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I know, well I like to be prepared for any eventuality!! [[Good luck!]] [[What kind of car do you have?]]

Of course! I don't want to pollute the planet! [[Good luck shaving!|Good luck!]]

:-O You are really asking the personal questions tonight!! I will leave that to your imagination! [[Oh|Back to work 19]] [[Ok!|Back to work 19]]

That's none of your business!! But... If I do meet someone I like.... I don't want to have hairy legs, do I? ;-) [[Of course!|Back to work 19]] [[Take a photo!|Razor photo ask]]

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I just got an email from <b>UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> It looks like they want these competition selfies all checked by tomorrow By tomorrow!!!! That means I have to finish them tonight!!! [[Don't panic!|What about the party?]] [[What about the party?]]

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This means I won't be able to go to the party :-( [[I'm sorry|We can chat instead!]] [[We can chat instead!]]

Thanks I was really looking forward to that party tho! Ok let's keep going tho, here's some more to look at! [[Ok!|20-1]]

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|20-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> I just got a message from Xander, he's at the party! He's wondering where I am [[What is he saying?]] [[Who's Xander?|Xander who?]] <<endif>>

He's my office manager, who I need to get a secret santa gift for. Remember I told you earlier that we'd gone on a date, but he never asked me out again? [[Ah ok|What are you telling him?]] [[What is he saying?]]

I'm saying that I have to work late, so I won't see him tonight :-( He's saying he's having a great time at the party! [[What a jerk!]] [[Did he want you there?]]

He's saying sorry that I have to work late But that he's having a great time at the party! [[What a jerk!]] [[Did he want you there?]]

No I don't think he's rubbing it in my face or anything. I think he wanted me to be there. Maybe he likes me after all!! [[You should talk to him]] [[You've missed your chance!]]

What? And ask him why he never invited me on a 2nd date? [[Ask him now!]] [[You'll never know]]

Ok, I'm going to message him & ask if he still likes me! Time to do some more work! [[Ok|21-1]]

I know! I'm too embarassed to ask! What if he says something nasty! Like I'm ugly, or I smell?! [[He won't!]] [[Ask him now!]]

Oh good point! Maybe he messaged me because he wanted me to be there. Maybe he likes me after all!! [[You should talk to him]] [[You've missed your chance!]]

Yeah, maybe tonight would have been the chance to talk to him & find out why he never asked me on a 2nd date! [[Ask him now!]] [[You'll never know]]

But he might! I'm not sure I can take it if he says I'm not pretty enough! :-( [[He won't say that!]] [[Ask him now!]]

What if he says something like my boobs are too small or something <img src="images/sweater-off4.svg"> [[They're perfect!]] [[Ask him now!]]

Thanks :-) This makes me feel better. Maybe I need to show him how 'perfect' they are :-D [[Yes! Do that!|Ask him now!]] [[Ask him now!]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|21-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Xander messaged me back! [[What did you ask him?]] [[What did he say?]] [[I don't care]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|22-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Ok I'm going to take a sexy photo for Xander But I need your help! [[Ok sure!|Help Xander photo]] [[Are you sure?|Query xander photo]] <<endif>>

<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|23-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Ok I'm ready to take some sexy photos! [[Great!|Tree photos start]] [[How can I help?]] <<endif>>

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|25-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> Xander has replied! [[What did he say?|What did xander say 2]] [[Send him another photo!]] <<endif>>

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|26-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> So Xander has replies back saying that I look gorgeous! [[You do!]] [[Take some more photos]] <<endif>>

So I said: "I'm not sure what's happening with us. I enjoyed our date. But you've ignored me since" Too cringey? [[A bit cringey, yeah]] [[What did he say?]]

He said that never asked me on a 2nd date because he thought I wasn't interested!!! He thought I didn't like him! [[Do you like him?]] [[So he does like you?]]

Aww, come on! We're trapped at work together, the least you can do is help me with my relationship problems, haha! [[Ok fine!|What did he say?]]

:-/ But I had no idea how else to phrase it! Anyway, he's replied back. [[What did he say?]]

Let's see... He's cute... He has a super sexy accent. I'm willing to go on a 2nd date, yeah! [[What are you going to do now?]] [[Tell him that you like him]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 21]]

Maybe he does! Omg this changes everything! Maybe I have to show him that I like him! [[What are you going to do now?]] [[Tell him that you like him]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 21]]

I need to show him that I like him... Maybe I can get him a really cool Christmas gift :-D Not sure what tho... [[Something expensive]] [[Something romantic]] [[Something sexy]]

No way! You can't just tell someone that you like them. That's so corny!!! [[It's romantic!]] [[What will you do?|What are you going to do now?]]

Ok sure. But I need help thinking of what christmas gift to get for Xander that shows I like him [[Something expensive]] [[Something romantic]] [[Something sexy]]

Ok maybe. But actions speak louder than words, right? [[What will you do?|What are you going to do now?]]

Hmm, I don't have all that much money. Not sure how much you're being paud for this job, but they're not paying me very much! Haha [[Something romantic]] [[Something sexy]]

Ok, maybe something like... Promise to take him out for a meal? [[That's a good idea]] [[That's too cheesy]] [[Send a nude photo|Send a nude photo]]

Great idea Something that shows I'm a bit cheeky ;-) [[Sexy underwear]] [[Send a nude photo|Send a nude photo]]

I like the way your mind works ;-) I could take a sexy photo of me dressed in my Christmas outfit, & just say "Merry Christmas" Hahaha, it's so ridiculus that I like it! :-D [[Take the photo now!]] [[Let's get back to work|back to work 21-2]]

But is it good enough as a gift? Maybe it needs to be something... Sexier! [[Send him a nude photo|Send a nude photo]]

Oh ok fine. What's your idea then? [[Send a nude photo|Send a nude photo]]

Is that a thing you can get for a guy? I've NEVER heard of a girl getting a guy some underwear! :-D But I could get some for me, & say it's HIS present! [[That's too cheesy]]

Hold on, I need to think about what photo to take! Get back to work, & I'll have a think! [[Ok|22-1]]

Ok sure! Get back to work & I'll think about what sort of photo I'm taking for him! [[Ok|22-1]]

I'm already dressed in a Christmas outfit, but I need to make it sexy. How... 'revealing' should I make the photo? [[Just a tease|Revealing answer]] [[Full nudity|Revealing answer]]

Yes of course! I need your opinion! [[Ok sure|Help Xander photo]]

Hmm, okay sure. And how much of myself should I show? [[Full body|Revealing answer 2]] [[Just a close up|Revealing answer 2]]

Ok! I'm getting quite excited about this! It's actually turning me on just thinking about it :-D [[Great!]] [[Me too!]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 22]]

I know! I'm starting to feel a bit giddy! Get back to work, & I'll show you the photos soon! [[Ok|23-1]]

Oh really? :-D You'll love it when I show you the photos then ;-) Get back to work, & I'll show you the photos soon! [[Ok|23-1]]

Ok sure! I'll let you know what photo I take! [[Ok|23-1]]

I'm going to stand next to the office chrstmas tree, to make the photos festive! Ready for the first photo? [[Yes!|Tree photo 1 tease]]

So just give me some ideas on which poses look good! [[Okay|Tree photos start]]

Ok hold on a sec. I need to figure out where to put the camera, & to start the timer! [[Ok|Tree photo 1]]

What do you think? <img src="images/tree-stand.svg"> [[Boring]] [[Make it more sexy]] [[Show your butt!]]

Oh Ok, well this is just the start. You can give me some instructions! [[Make it more sexy]] [[Show your butt!]]

Ok sure ...how tho?! Give me some ideas! I want this to be as sexy as possible, I just need you to tell me what to do! [[Show your butt!]] [[Lift your skirt up]]

Like this? <img src="images/tree-bend.svg"> [[Lift your skirt up]] [[Turn around!]]

Like this? <img src="images/tree-lift1.svg"> [[Lift it more!]] [[Turn around!]]

<img src="images/tree-lift2.svg"> [[Turn around!]] [[Pull your panties down|Move to desk]]

<img src="images/tree-back-lift.svg"> What should I do now? [[Pull your panties down|Move to desk]] [[Lift your top up|Move to desk]]

Actually I have a better idea! I'm going to move to Xander's desk He'll get a thrill out of seeing me undressing on his desk! [[Good idea!]] [[No, get undressed right now]]

Ok I'll get setup on there Could you do some more work, & them help me some more? [[Ok|24-1]]

Don't get bossy with me! I asked for you advice, NOT for you to boss me about! Get back to work now! [[Ok|24-1]]

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Ok I've got 2 photos to send to Xander, can you tell me which one is the best? [[Sure!|Desk photo]]

Ok this is me sitting on his desk <img src="images/desk.svg"> [[I like this one!|Like desk photo]] [[Show me the other|Chair photo]]

Haha yeah, I think he'll like that my bare butt is touching his desk, haha! I'll show you the other, & then you can decide which is best :-) [[Okay|Chair photo]]

This is me sitting on his office chair <img src="images/chair.svg"> [[This is best][$photoTaken to "chair"]] [[The other is best][$photoTaken to "desk"]]

Excellent, thanks so much, I'll send this one! I'm excited to see what he says! :-) Let's do some work & wait [[Okay|25-1]]

Excellent, thanks so much, I'll send this one! I'm excited to see what he says! :-) Let's do some work & wait [[Okay|25-1]]

Okay, what shall I do next? [[Lift your top up]] [[Take your bra off]]

He liked the photo! Especially because it was on his $photoTaken He said it was very sexy! And he wants more! [[Send him some more!|Send him another photo!]] [[Don't send any more]]

Ok sure. So just like a tease, so that he doesn't expect too much? Ok maybe I should stop [[Actually, take some more!]] [[Back to work!|Back to work 26 confirm]]

Haha I'm glad you said that! I'm having fun! I want to take some more :-D [[Great!|Send him another photo!]]

Are you sure I shouldn't take some more photos? This is fun! I want to take some more :-D [[Sure!|Send him another photo!]] [[No, back to work!|26-1]]

Ok! <img src="images/top-up.svg"> [[Now take your top off|Take top off tease]]

OK sure, I'll need to take my top off first! Want to see a photo of that? ;-) [[Sure|Take top off tease]]

Ok sure, hold on a sec! [[Ok|Top off 1]]

<img src="images/top-off2.svg"> [[Now take the bra off!|Ask bra off]] [[I want to see your tits!]]

Ready? :-) <img src="images/top-off1.svg"> [[Keep going!|Top off 2]]

Hold on! I want to send these photos to Xander first. I want to see if it'll turn him on ;-) [[Okay|Back to work 26]]

How about you do some work & I'll take some more photos? [[Ok!|26-1]]

Hold on! I want to send these photos to Xander first. I want to see if it'll turn him on ;-) [[Okay|Back to work 26]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|27-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> [[Continue|Get through work]] <<endif>>

Aww, thanks so much! I do feel quite sexy, taking these photos for him ;-) [[Take some more photos]] [[Let's get back to work|Back to work 27]]

Ok I'm going to give him a flash of my tits! What should I send? [[A close up]] [[A sexy striptease]]

Are you sure you don't want to see me take my bra off? [[Ok!|A sexy striptease]] [[No|27-1]]

Like this? <img src="images/bra-close-up.svg"> [[Take the bra off!|A sexy striptease]] [[Those look juicy!]]

Ok would you like to see me take this bra off? <img src="images/bra-off1.svg"> [[Yes!|Bra off 2 tease]] [[Nah|Back to work after bra option]]

Haha yeah, I guess I'm used to them, but they are pretty squeezable! [[Take the bra off!|A sexy striptease]]

Ok give me a sec! :-) [[Sure|Bra off tease 2]]

Oh ok :-( I was hoping that you would. I feel really sexy right now, so want to give you a striptease :-) [[Ok, show me!|Bra off 2 tease]] [[Let's do some work|27-1]]

<img src="images/bra-off2.svg"> Am I sexy? [[Yes!|Yes you're sexy]] [[Show me more!|Show more boobs]]

It's just dropped to the ground! [[Let me see!|Bra off 2]]

I thought you'd say that. Here's some tits right in your face! <img src="images/boob-close-up1.svg"> [[Squeeze your tits!]] [[Take your panties off!]]

What should I do? [[Squeeze your tits!]] [[Take your panties off!]]

Imagine these tits right in your face! <img src="images/boob-close-up2.svg"> [[I'd lick them!]] [[Take your panties off!]]

Hmm, I'll think about that Could you do some more work for me please? I'll send these photos to Xander & show you some more soon! ;-) [[Ok back to work!|27-1]] [[I don't want to!]]

Oh would you? I'd like that ;-) [[Take your panties off!]] [[Let's get back to work!|Back to work 27 2]]

Ok sure. I'll send these photos to Xander & show you some more soon! ;-) [[Ok|27-1]]

What's wrong? Have I turned you on? [[Yes!|I'm turned on]] [[I want more photos|More photos ask]]

I'm feeling quite turned on also! I feel so sexy that it's getting me wet! Do some more work tho, & then I'll take some more photos! [[Ok!|27-1]] [[I want more photos now!|More photos ask]]

Soon! Do some work, & then I'll show you something else ;-) [[Ok back to work|27-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|28-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> He's replied! [[What did he say?|What did Xander say 3]] <<endif>>

Hey we're getting through all this work faster than I thought! Keep up this pace, & I'll be able to go to the party after all! [[What did Xander say?]] [[Ok, back to work!]]

He hasn't replied to my last photos yet. I hope he likes them! I hope get gets turned on! I'm excited, but also quite worried he might not like them!! [[He will love them!]] [[It doesn't matter]]

Maybe we can get these finished so I can go see Xander :-) [[Ok!|28-1]]

Thanks You always say the kindest things. You're making me feel good about myself ;-) Ok back to work! [[Ok|Ok, back to work!]]

Yeah, I suppose so. There's plenty more fish in the sea! I just really like him! I don't want to put him off! [[He will love them!]] [[I'd love to date you]] [[Ok, back to work!]]

:-O You do seem very sweet. & I like how you enjoy my photos! Showing them to you makes me just as excited as showing them to Xander actually! ;-) But you live so far away. We could never make it work [[Ok :-(|Ok, back to work!]]

He loves the photos! He says he wants me to come to this party RIGHT NOW (he even said that in all caps!) He says my photos were sexy, & he wants to see me Can we get some more work done please, so that I can go meet him? [[Sure!|Back to work 28]] [[Send him some more photos|Send more photos final]]

Thanks! :-D I'm so excited about seeing him!! [[Back to work!|29-1]]

Are you sure I need to send more photos? He's already said that he likes me [[Yes!]] [[No, that's enough]]

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Ok sure! Hold on a second... [[Ok|Chair touching]]

Yes, you're right I don't want him to think I'm too easy, right? I've teased him. I shouldn't overdo it! However... [[However?]]

Here is one last photo, just for you To say thanks! [[Great!|Chair touching]] [[You don't have to]]

<img src="images/chair-end.svg"> [[Are you touching yourself?]] [[That's so sexy!]]

Ok, well just know that I definitely appreciate your help! Let's get back to work! [[Sure!|Back to work 28]]

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|29-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I won't tell anyone!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> We're almost done! Just a few more! [[Ok!|30-1]] <<endif>>

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<<if $result < 9>>You didn't get that right :-/ Only accept selfies wearing a Christmas outfit, or a Santa hat. But don't accept any nudity, like nipples or a bare butt! Try those again plz? [[Try again|30-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but that's fine because...<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> We're done! Phew! We can relax now! I can go to the party now! And see Xander! [[Continue|End 2]] <<endif>>

He text me saying he's waiting for me He sounds really eager to see me! Thanks so much for talking me into messaging him, it looks like you've sparked something up between us :-) [[Time to go home!]] [[Have you got condoms?]]

Yep! Have a good Christmas! [[Merry Christmas!|End 1]]

Oooh, good point! I'll go get some on the way. Just... you know... in case :-D [[Time to go home!]]

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Not really... But I am feeling quite wet [[Touch yourself!]] [[Are you thinking about Xander?]]

Thanks!! :-D I'm so wet, I can't wait to see Xander! Let's get back to work so I can go see him! [[Ok!|29-1]]

I really shouldn't! Maybe I should wait & go see Xander Let's get back to work so I can go see him! [[Ok!|29-1]]

Yes! Let's get back to work so I can go see him! [[Ok!|29-1]]