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<img src="images/start-screen-logo.svg" alt="No butts" class="start-screen-logo"> <span class="small">This game has adult content. Please only continue if you're over 18.</span> [[Start game|Intro]]

<b>Dear [employee 7451]</b> Welcome to <i>SelfieBook™</i> Selfiebook is the hottest social network for sharing beautiful selfies. But people keep using it to share inappropriate photos! The <b class="caps">UPPER MANAGEMENT</b> don’t like this, so we need YOU to filter the content - making SelfieBook family-friendly! Your manager will be in touch with more information [[Continue|Sophie butt start]]

By H.H Richards <p class="version">v1.0.0 <<if $fullGame is false>>(Demo)<</if>></p>

<a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://www.patreon.com/lewdmod?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsmenu">Support this game on Patreon</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="http://eepurl.com/hbPvrb">Get emailed when this game is updated</a> <<if $fullGame is false>><a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsmenu">Get the full game</a><</if>>

Start with a score equal to the number of images/passages. Decrement each time you get one wrong. Add the decrementer on the option which is incorrect.

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top-wrapper" style="display:none"> <<include "Email top bar Sophie">><<include "Email top bar Kurt">><<include "Email top bar Maddie">><<include "Email top bar UM">> <<include "Email top bar Maddie">><<include "Email top bar Ingrid">> <<include "Email top bar Ellie">><<include "Email top bar Ellie">> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--um"> <img src="images/upper-management.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: UPPER MANAGEMENT</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--kurt"> <img src="images/kurt.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Kurt M.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<include "Email top bar">> <<nobr>> <<set $fullGame to true>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--maddie"> <img src="images/maddie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Maddie B.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--ellie"> <img src="images/ellie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Ellie B 💕😊</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--dd"> <img src="images/darlad.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Darla D Official</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<div class="email-top email-top--sophie"> <img src="images/sophie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Sophie H.</p> </div>

<div class="email-top email-top--ingrid"> <img src="images/ingrid.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Ms Ingrid McCall</p> </div>

Double-click this passage to edit it.

This has been a short demo for the game LEWD MOD The full game has: - Loads more naked images - More characters to chat/flirt with - Hundreds of sexy selfies <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsend">Get the full game</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsend">More games like this</a>

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "447-2">>

<<nobr>> <<set $num to 447>> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face, ...& ban any that show a pussy or an asshole! [[Try again|447-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'll let that slide!<<else>>Excellent!<<endif>> [[Continue|End]] <</if>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face, ...& ban any that show a pussy or spread buttcheeks! [[Try again|446b-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'll let that slide!<<else>>Great stuff!<<endif>> Also, it goes without saying... Make sure to ban any photos that show.... ...what's a polite way of saying this... An asshole! [[Sure|446 asshole]] [[Of course|446 asshole]] [[I need an example|446 ask for ass example]] <</if>>

So if you see a photo like this: <img src="images/nps-face.svg"> ...press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps butt bad]]

If you see a buttcrack like this <img src="images/nps-butt.svg"> ...this IS allowed, so press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps gets complicated]] [[You're not wearing panties?|nps no panties?]]

Yes I am, you just couldn't see them! <img src="images/nps-panties.svg"> [[Okay|nps gets complicated]] [[Nice panties!|nps nice panties]] [[Turn around|nps panties front]]

Haha thanks! ;-) But don't get distracted, I'm trying to show you something! [[Okay|nps gets complicated]] [[Turn around|nps panties front]]

Ok this is where our job gets complicated! Because we've agreed that a bare buttcrack is ok But not if it's... spread [[Okay?|nps what is spread butt]] [[What is a spread butt?|nps what is spread butt]]

<img src="images/nps-panties-front.svg"> Let me finish telling you what I need to tell you! :-P [[Okay|nps gets complicated]]

Hehe ok! I'll just pull my panties down to show you ;-) [[Okay|nps bare butt ok]]

I'm just pulling my panties down to show you an example ;-) Hold on... [[Okay|nps bare butt ok]] [[Show me!|nps bare butt ok]]

So if you see a buttcrack like this: <img src="images/nps-bare-butt.svg"> Press this <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps pussy bad]]

...but if you can see pussy like this <img src="images/nps-pussy.svg"> Press this <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps spread bad]]

...and if you see spread buttcheeks like this... <img src="images/nps-spread.svg"> Definitely press this <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps spread confirm]] [[Great photo|nps great pic]]

I try my best :-P Does this make sense? [[Those photos were very similar|nps very similar]] [[I already knew this|nps already knew]] [[Yes|nps makes sense]] [[No|nps not make sense]]

Ok, does this make sense? [[Those photos were very similar|nps very similar]] [[Yes|nps makes sense]] [[No|nps not make sense]]

Yeah I know... It's actually good that we DON'T ban buttcracks It's only a small difference between a buttcrack, & spread buttcheeks! Some TV shows always blur butts, even if it's just an innocent buttcrack! [[Okay|Back to work 446a]]

Ok great! It's only a small difference between a buttcrack, & spread buttcheeks! Some TV shows always blur butts, even if it's just an innocent buttcrack! [[Okay|Back to work 446a]]

Well maybe just have a go & see how you get on! It's only a small difference between a buttcrack, & spread buttcheeks! Some TV shows always blur butts, even if it's just an innocent buttcrack! [[Okay|Back to work 446a]]

Ok back to work! [[Okay|446a-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "446a-2">>

<<nobr>> <<set $num to "446a">> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

So I mean a buttcrack is ok But UPPER MANAGEMENT have decided there's a big difference between a buttcrack.... ...& spread buttcheeks [[Okay|nps like what]] [[Show me an example|nps pants down tease]]

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face, ...& ban any that show a pussy or spread buttcheeks! [[Try again|446a-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'll let that slide!<<else>>Perfect!<<endif>> Here's some more... Remember to only accept photos that show a face, & ban any that show a pussy or spread buttcheeks ...but a buttcrack is ok! [[Okay|446b-1]] <</if>>

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "446b-2">>

<<nobr>> <<set $num to "446b">> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

I know, I know! But I just wanted to check you knew the subtle difference between a photo of a buttcrack & some spread buttocks! Make sense? [[Yes|nps makes sense]] [[No|nps not make sense]]

Although.... I dont like the word "asshole" What's a better way of describing it? Which word do you prefer? [[Asshole]] [[Anus]] [[Butt hole]] [[Orifice]]

You don't need to see what an asshole looks like!!! I showed you earlier ;-P [[Okay|446c-1]] [[Show me again|446 asshole tease]]

Okay fine ;-) I'll get comfy & show you a photo Hold on! [[Okay...|446 panties]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "446c-2">>

Okay then, "asshole' it is! Make sure you ban all photos of assholes! [[Okay|back to work anus]] [[I need an example|446 ask for ass example]]

Hmm, very scientific! But I think that's such a horrible word, haha! Anyway, make sure you ban all photos of anusses (Is that the right way of saying multiple anus?) [[Okay|back to work anus]] [[I don't care|back to work anus]] [[The plural of anus is "ani"|plural is ani]]

Hmm, that's worse! That's such a silly word, haha! Anyway, make sure you ban all photos of butt holes! [[Okay|back to work anus]]

Hmm, that's worse! That's such a horrible word, haha! Anyway, make sure you ban all photos of "orifices"! [[Okay|back to work anus]] [[I need an example|446 ask for ass example]]

Oh really?!! Well then, make sure you ban all "ani"! [[Okay|back to work anus]] [[I need an example|446 ask for ass example]]

Right, back to work! [[Okay|446c-1]] [[I need an example|446 ask for ass example]]

<img src="images/nps-ass-panties.svg"> Here's my panties Did you know... that I have a very sensitive asshole? [[Touch it|446 touch asshole]] [[Show me|446 pull panties]]

Hehe <img src="images/nps-ass-touch-panties.svg"> I shouldn't be doing this at work! [[Pull your panties to the side|446 pull panties]] [[Why not?|446 why not]]

So if you see a photo like this... <img src="images/nps-show-asshole.svg"> Press this <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|446 back to work]] [[You have a pretty asshole|446 pretty asshole]]

Because I'm trying to show you something important! [[Okay|446 pull panties]] [[Pull your panties to the side|446 pull panties]]

Ok great, back to work! Remember to ban photos of assholes! [[Okay|446c-1]]

Um... Thanks.... ...I think?! :-D Anyway, let's get back to work! [[Okay|446 back to work (ass)]]

<<nobr>> <<set $num to "446c">> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>><</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face ...& ban any that show a pussy or an asshole! [[Try again|446c-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'll let that slide!<<else>>Fantastic!<<endif>> Just a few more today, we're almost done! [[Okay|447-1]] <</if>>

Remember to ban photos of assholes! [[Okay|446c-1]]

Hi hi!! Thanks for helping me today! We've got loads of work to do! [[No problem!|No prob]] [[Who are you?|WHo is sophie]] [[What do I need to do?|What to do?]]

Oh! I'm your manager Sophie! <img src="images/nps-hi.svg"> [[Nice to meet you!]] [[You look pretty!]]

Ahh well... So we work for a social network app where people upload thousands of selfie photos every day ...and it's our job to filter them to make sure they follow the rules! [[Okay|first rule]] [[What are the rules?|first rule]] [[Who decides the rules?]]

So we work for a social network app where people upload thousands of selfie photos every day ...and it's our job to filter them to make sure they follow the rules! [[Okay|first rule]] [[What are the rules?|first rule]] [[Who decides the rules?]]

You too!! So technically, I'm your boss You have to do what I say or I'll fire you! Just kidding! ;-) ...or am I?! :-D I need to give you some instructions on how to get started [[Okay|Get started]]

Hehe thanks! :-) So technically, I'm your boss You have to do what I say or I'll fire you! Just kidding! ;-) ...or am I?! :-D I need to give you some instructions on how to get started [[Okay|Get started]]

Okay so.... We work for a social network app where people upload thousands of selfie photos every day ...and it's our job to filter them to make sure they follow the rules! [[Okay|first rule]] [[What are the rules?|first rule]] [[Who decides the rules?]]

Don't worry about that Let's just get started! [[Okay|first rule]]

So you need to make sure that all photos are selfies They can't be photos of any other body part The photo MUST contain a face (it must show lips or eyebrows) [[Okay|need example?]] [[I need an example|Need example face]]

Do you need an example? [[Yes|Need example face]] [[Nope|No example needed]]

Ok, I'll just put the camera here... <img src="images/nps-start.svg"> [[Okay|nps face]]

Excellent! Get straight to work then! [[Okay|445-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "445-2">>

And if you see a photo like this: <img src="images/nps-butt-only.svg"> ...press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|sorry for butt]] [[Is that your butt?!]]

Sorry for the photo of my butt btw, haha! But I needed to show you an example Now... let's get to work! [[Okay|445-1]]

Haha yes! I needed to show you an example! :-/ Now delete that photo & pretend I never sent you that! and... let's get to work! [[Okay|445-1]]

<<if $result < 10>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face, & ban anything else! [[Try again|445-1]] <<else>>Perfect! Here's some more... Remember to only accept photos that show a face! [[Okay|446-1]] <</if>>

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "446-2">>

<<nobr>> <<set $num to 445>> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to only accept photos that show a face, & ban anything else! [[Try again|446-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>It looks like you got one wrong, but I'll let that slide!<<else>>Great!<<endif>> So I need to explain some more rules now... ...some people have been uploading photos that are too lewd! [[Okay|np butt example intro]] [[I need an example|need butt example]] <</if>>

Ok sure, I'll give you an example Hold on... [[Okay|np butt example intro]]

UPPER MANAGEMENT have decided that we can allow photos of buttcracks... (as long as they show a face) But we must ban all photos containing nudity [[Okay|nps face2]] [[I need an example|nps face2]]

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<i class="warning">This is a short demo, from my game LEWD MOD</i> The full game is much longer, & allows you to flirt with Sophie & other characters. You can buy the full game on Itch.io for $2.80. H.H Richards ;-) <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsintrobtn">Get the full game</a> [[Start|Censor explain]]

All buttholes in this game will be covered with this icon: <img src="images/censor-icon.svg" alt="No butts" class="censor-icon"> (Images in the full game are not censored) <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=nobutts&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=nobuttsintrobtn">Get the full game</a> [[Continue|Start new game]]